bahamvt:

the only shipping i wanna be involved in is free shipping 

(via whisperintoass)

nerdlyme:

tomahok:

my mother does not care about fashion

She really doesn’t.

(via whisperintoass)

ringroads:

workbitchs:

Britney’s reaction to see a man twice her height speaking in polish

I’m having a similar reaction that that Polish daddy.  ringroads:

workbitchs:

Britney’s reaction to see a man twice her height speaking in polish

I’m having a similar reaction that that Polish daddy. 

ringroads:

workbitchs:

Britney’s reaction to see a man twice her height speaking in polish

I’m having a similar reaction that that Polish daddy. 

returntothestars:

It’s like when Windows does this, but in real life.

returntothestars:

It’s like when Windows does this, but in real life.

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(via harlemnocturne)

My boyfriend’s conversation with his 12-year-old cousin. Bless~ My boyfriend’s conversation with his 12-year-old cousin. Bless~

My boyfriend’s conversation with his 12-year-old cousin. Bless~

Bought the J. Crew sweatpants because I’m a boss bitch

thisblogisnotgovernmentapproved:

Nancy Jo? This is Alexis Neiers calling. I’m calling to let you know how disapp.. Fuck. Nancy Jo, this is Alexis Neiers. I’m calling to let you know how disappointed I am in your story. How horrible you shit on me- (YOU LIED!) Would you stop? (YOU FUCKING…

  • me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
  • ...
  • me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]